confessions of a twenty-something caveman
- thats not my real hair in the picture.
- i 'sometimes' laugh at retard jokes, but i fear my children might be retarded.
- i steal. if its not nailed down, its fair game.
- i do not like direct contact.
- sharon stone is out of her fucking mind, but she gets points for going with it.
- there is no good reason why an addiction to porn shouldn't be celebrated. its party time.
- if you think im living a lie, you are probably right.
- ethics are bullshit.
- i dont fucking remember getting ice cream.
- king kong was definately the biggest pile of shit ive seen since pearl harbor. i did, however, enjoy staring at a giant monkeys ass for 3 hours over having to stomach ben affleck.
- i buy dvds because i think my collection makes me look cool. im the only one who ever sees it however, and i think its pretty pathetic.
- sometimes when im in class, i pretend the professor doesn't have a head, and for the entire length of the class, a headless body tries to prove that its smarter than me even though its lacking a brain.
- sometimes i fail the shit out of tests.
- the other night i dreamt that i was a member of the band yellowcard. i played the flute. i showed my penis to a crowd full of 14 year old girls, and then broke my grandmothers urn just to prove how much of a badass rebel i was.
- most of the time when people talk to me, i just shake me head in agreeance all the while thinking what it would be like to slap them in the face, just to get a reaction.
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inspriation: guilt
the presentation was great. everybody was awesome. i didn't forget any of my five lines and i didn't wear any sort of hat.
ignore the sticky shit covering the walls, its just background noise.
i curse alot in debates, and aparantly, that will get you 23 out of a possible 25 points, so fuck yeah for cursing.
and another fuck yeah for books. and the cheshire cat.
never . EVER . eat wings that are flavored 'insane'. you will be left with a what the fuck is wrong with my mouth problem for at least a few hours.
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chad is ronnie james dio
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shannon leto - the asshole.
this poor bitch probably had to pay 10 bucks to get a picture with him. ps - nice shirt asshole.
"sure can't wait to get off stage and start charging "my family" of fans 10 bucks for an autograph! maybe this time people will even call me by name instead of referring to me as "Jared Leto's brother!" I'M A LETO TOO YOU KNOW!" what an asshole.
Shannon Leto is an asshole. see previous post.
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shannon leto is an asshole.
again, for those who missed it:
SHANNON LETO IS AN ASSHOLE.
i've been a fan of 30 seconds to mars for years now. thought the first album was amazing, thought the 2nd was just as fucking awesome. i saw them last year for the first time, and they fucking rocked live. then, after the show they signed autographs for everyone who came to the show. i thought that was fucking awesome of them. so of course, i was fucking ready to see them again when they came back to the masquerade on friday. once again, the show was fucking awesome. alot more people turned out this time, and they got their faces rocked off.
so after the show, and to no surprise, they said they would be signing autographs. so we stuck around at the bar and drank while hundreds of people piled in line to get autographs. however, this year, alot of the staff were walking around with the new cd 30 seconds put out LAST YEAR and were telling people they couldn't stand in line for an autograph if they didn't buy a copy of the cd. we though surely this was just the masquerade trying to either make a few dollars or make people leave. after about 30 more minutes of drinking, the line finally dwindled down, and we walked over to check it out. and i swear to god, we were harrassed by the masquerade staff about not having cd's in our hands, and as soon as we got to the table, the first person we saw was shannon leto. and do you know what he said to his "big family" (what 30stm likes to call their fans)? "Where is your cd? Do you have a cd?"
are you fucking kidding me? Youre really fucking serious? We didn't buy a copy of your cd tonight and you're not gonna sign an autograph for us or anything? Surely this is a fucking joke.
What a fucking asshole. He asked us again, "do you have a cd???"
So because I'm not giving you 10 dollars tonight for your cd, which I FUCKING BOUGHT THE DAY IT CAME OUT (LAST FUCKING AUGUST), you're gonna be a complete asshole to me? So because I'm actually the fan who goes and buys your music as soon as it comes out, and I actually know it through and through when I come to your show, you're gonna be an asshole to me? Or did you really expect all of your fans who ACTUALLY DID GO AND BUY THE FUCKING CD BEFORE THE NIGHT OF THE CONCERT (these are the people who you might actually want to consider being actual fans, and not just concert hoppers) to just buy ANOTHER FUCKING COPY of your cd to get signed. Surely you're fucking kidding. Because I know that you wouldn't possibly just be charging people 10 bucks a pop for your autograph.... I know you wouldn't think of doing that to your "family." Or is it now that you're such a big fucking hit that you can't sign anything else except CD's that are in prestine condition (aka, just sold to the fan for 10 fucking bucks.) I know this can't be the case because everytime I mention anything about 30 seconds to mars, NOBODY HAS A FUCKING CLUE WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU PLAY. so i guess what im asking shannon, are you really that hard up for 10 bucks? or are you just a fucking asshole in general? I'll accept the later, I really will. It was already obvious that all the talent in the leto family went to your brother, and I'll just write off all the tact going to him as well.
if you ever do come back to atlanta (and im going out on a limb here and guessing that you will return, because you're bother makes it painfully clear by repeating "We'll see you guys soon. We'll see you real soon. We'll see you guys real soon. We'll see you real soon." Thanks Jared, You are the baddest motherfucker on the planet, but fuck, drop the broken record bit, and say something else for fucks sake)
i'll be at the show, just like i have been, and I have no fucking doubt that you will rock the fucking place like you always do. and I hope you guys keep making fucking kick ass music, and I'll keep listening. But when you do come back, and if you do decide to sign autogrpahs,I'll buy a fucking copy of the cd, and I'll get everyone's autograph on it except for yours. Then I'll give you your fucking 10 dollars that you so desperately want from me, and you're gonna sign a shirt with your fucking picture on it that reads "I am an asshole."
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