"IM A BARTENDER. I HAVE SO MUCH MORE TOLERANCE THAN YOU DO."

this bitch is crazy. i dont mean like, "ooooh, you wanna go skinny dippin in the river over there!!!?? crazy. i mean, bitch done lost her fucking mind, gone out of her fuckin gord crazy. crazy crazy.

and this comes almost 20 minutes after the bitch brakes her fuckin left ass bone after falling off of one of the barstools.

"IM A BARTENDER. I DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME."

couldve fuckin surprised me.

by the way. its not really that hard. in fact, its fucking elementary.

C.L.I.F.F. - - - - - - - - - - - see how fuckin hard that is?

aparantly, its up there with the mcat. when i was in like 8th grade, it was CLEO. see, well, you got the first 2 letters right. you get honorable mention. at ga/fla, its was CLINT. well, congrats. you got 3 fucking letters right. and once again, its CLINT. i know i mumble, but this time, it wasn't even me who fucking said it. this was word of mouth by word of mouth. jesus christ, come the fuck on.

this bitch is crazy.

thank god i dont really know her that well. thank god HE's here, batting clean up for the team. and when i say the team, i mean ___. thank you, YOU ARE A SAVIOR. I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

did i mention the bitch was/IS crazy?










holiday is in my head. and i cant help but smile now.

posted by crimson @ 2:27 AM

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