I almost got hit by a school bus today. This brings to mind a memory.

When I was 16, I actually did get hit by a school bus. I ran a stop sign. The bus hit me. I hit a tree. The tree fell on top of my truck. My wheel was found a few hundred feet down the road. The $8,000 of damage wasn't what bothered me. I had just become a statistic. Another 16 year old, male driver who was the cause of a major accident. I fucking hate being a statistic.

This time, however, was different. The bus was actually in my lane coming head on. I figured it was fate, or karma, or just a ironic piece of ass-fucking from the gods. I never have liked school busses.


This scares the shit out of me: