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Tuesday, September 07, 2004

i apologize, i'll smile this time.


i just noticed that my last few posts have been, well... "not very upbeat." i'm sorry to those of you who are optimist and love to look at the positive side. i'm sure that these last few posts haven't been to your liking, and since i'm here to please you, i thought i would shed a little bit of light on this dark and dismal place.

here are somethings that make me "happy":

1. mountain dew
2. roller coasters (not the pussy kind, mind you)
3. family guy
4. wet noodles
5. checking up on your blog, everyday. (not everyday now, thanks to you charter. FUCK!!! wait, back to the happy)
6. orgasms
7. sleep
8. fried rice
9. corona (extra, not light)
10. reading about really ignorant assholes in the red and black, even though the red and black, as a whole, is pretty much flat out fucking shitty.
11. naps
12. naps after orgasms
13. $1 tequila shots (NOT $1 shots I say, only tequila)
14. assassination of foreign leaders
15. the peace treaty of versailles
16. the "footprints in the sand" poem. (im fucking kidding.)
17. learning about the bugs of our lives
18. hearing about bitches i really hate who have gotten knocked up by really trashy douchebags (this is in my top 5 probably)
19. french cinema
20. seeing how many times i can fit "fuck", "kill", "liver", and "diebitchdie" into my daily crossword puzzle
21. the epl
22. really good and really bad pornography
23. fucking your mom.


things which easily distract me:

1. really bright colors
2. shiny objects
3. boobs


i have to finish my paper now.

posted by crimson @ 8:43 PM

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