i had to go buy books for my human sexuality class. i wait in line (which by the way is a total clusterfuck at the bookstore) and when its my turn, i get the dumbass to check me out. fuck. The book on top of my pile happens to be the guide to getting it on. he looks at it, then at me, then back at it. then he does one of those fucking little girl giggles. "i should have let a girl check you out...." "its for my human sexuality class." fucking dumbass. "what is that? how do you get into a class like that???" he's foaming at the mouth now. "you register for it" moron. "there any ladies in there?" "well, its not only open to just guys." "are any of them hot?" by this point, my knuckles are turning white. "you know, i didn't really notice." "man, i need to get in this class. i bet your gonna get some 'extra study time' in. have some 'group study' sessions. if you know what i mean..." no mother fucker. i dont know what you mean. i want you to put my books in the motherfucking bag, give me my receipt, and last but not least, shut the fuck up already. "you have a good day and a reeeal good semester." "thanks asshole"