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Wednesday, October 06, 2004

flowing glower

this is going to be fun.
why? because i like punishment. punishment to the masses you motherfuckers.

i watched 9/11 last night. we built a fire before it started. it made the experience dimensional. after watching it, i didnt really know what to think. there are always 2,334 sides to every story. i came to the conclusion that i dont want a politician for president.


i want richard dean anderson




as the head mofo. i wondered if i was alone in wishing this, so i googled on it. turns out i might be the only one, however i did learn that there are some out there who confuse howard dean with macgyver. (and i bet not a single fucking one of you know macgyvers first name without first googlin for it.)


im really starting to get pissed off about the ice cream situation.
i really really really fuckin dig edys cookies n cream seen here:


but, its NEVER at the fucking grocery store anymore. ever. oh sure, the fucking sticker is there in the freezer and it says cookies n cream on it, but there arent any behind it. fuck, this is making me mad.
they have plenty of fucking french vanilla and peanut butter cup. if i fucking wanted peanut butter cup, id eat a god damn reeses. i want my fucking cookies n cream you motherfuckers. now.

there is an xbox sittin on my floor that i bought 3 weeks ago. ive played it about 3 times. way to piss away money guy, awesome.

first 3 images from googles image search on "nobody likes you":


     





let us play,
our holy father:
i realize that i have asked before, but please, PLEASE stop this shit, please quit preventing my soulmate from reaching me, hurry up and let me see THIS, enlighten me as to who the fuck would do this, and finally, dont watch while im masturbating. it happens often, and i get quite gunshy.

p.s. - please make my birthday a national holiday. i think i deserve it and it would be pretty dang swell. later.

posted by crimson @ 2:52 PM

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